bumper stickers

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 18-Dec-2011 17:50:15

In my quest to bring up old board topics I found this joke posted by Texas Red for your pleasure.

check it out here.

These are the top 17 bumper
stickers that everyone wants to see...
List of 17 items
1. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
2. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
3. The proctologist called ... they found your head.
4. Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.
5. Save your breath..You'll need it to blow up your date.
6. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
7. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
8. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
9. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
10. Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people
"Everybody But Me,"
11. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
12. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
13. If you can read this..I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
14. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
15. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out
by itself.
16. Hang up and drive!!
17. And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!! ... Welcome to
America ... now speak English


Bob

Post 2 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Sunday, 18-Dec-2011 20:22:56

totally love the last one

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 18-Dec-2011 20:48:57

I can't pick a favorite. They're all great.

Post 4 by Razeem (Account disabled) on Monday, 19-Dec-2011 6:51:07

I kike it! Especially the last one.

Post 5 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Monday, 19-Dec-2011 14:24:06

Those are goodies.
Her's a couple more:

Post 6 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Friday, 23-Dec-2011 15:05:41

Love these! My favorites are 1, 14, and 15.

Post 7 by BryanP22 (Novice theriminist) on Friday, 23-Dec-2011 23:52:49

I could raise a glass to the last one. Tat's partly why I've had so many problems with that neighbor over the last few months because when she bangs on my door she always speaks Bosnian. If you're gonna live here, speak! the! language!

Post 8 by Click_Clash (No Average Angel) on Tuesday, 27-Dec-2011 16:54:15

lol, I like those. Here are a couple I remember from my perusal of bored.com many years ago:

Faster than a speeding ticket
Stop looking at bumper stickers and drive!

Becky